Raspberry Smiles

Rob woke up early Saturday morning with a tummy ache.  Since then, he has been unable to participate in life as previous.  I will give the following direct quotes as evidence of my presumption that while he might have been feeling a little under the weather, he milked it big time. 

1. “I’m just not motivated to do anything but lie here and watch movies”
2. “I cannot carry Harrison down the stairs, I’m already holding a cup AND a napkin”  For the record, I believe this is the first time in history Rob has taken his own tea cup downstairs.
3. “I cannot stay downstairs, the kids jump on me and I need to rest”